"Why can't anyone see that Victoria is being watched by Evyl? It's all so that Karloff, hidden in a secret HQ near Marzipan can find the missing Shakespeare Text book . After that, Evyl will Take over the UofA when the disorder caused by Karloff reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Captain Abolfashion put together a militia to stop them. "

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~V

The Gap Game  

Things I thought were funny  

Toga Party 

Look for the girl with the broken smile ...

Hey Kids,

So this weekend I attended my very first Toga party. Total animal house style too. There were about a hundred people there shot gunning beer and wandering around in loosely pinned bed sheets.
It was fantastic!
It was kind of like being 18 again. My self delusion was quickly broken when I looked around and thought ... "Home ... All my friends who act like lesbians actually ARE lesbians ..." LOL Oh well ... Then the girl who was making out with her friend to try to catch the attention of some boys fell out of her shirt. No more make out required LOL. Lesson learned: You don't need to act like a lesbian for attention from boys if you have fake breasts. (No ... Really ... They were fake. They didn't so much fall out of the shirt as much as the shirt fell off of them.)

I also discovered the best game ever! Simpsons Clue. Yup you got it! All the characters are from the Simpsons and all the places are on the show. We played on Sunday night and I realized how much I really didn't know how to play the game. Needless to say ... I lost LOL. But it was a lot of fun. I have also taken to making up words for the purposes of scrabble. I figure that if Shakespeare could do it than so can I!

Evyl started a fight today in class and everyone was too busy laughing at her that no one is sure what actually happened. Even the professor was laughing! It was kind of funny. Cappy finally realized what I was talking about.

I wrote my German midterm today and was finished in 20 minutes. I either did really well cuz it was too easy or I wrote it in French LOL ... I guess we will see LOL.

I figure that reading all these books is making me kind of anti-social. The more I read the less I like actual people. I was reading a book today and one of the first "successful" writers in Britain called himself an "intellectual bottle-washer." I think that is what I am ... a 5th year Arts student with a major in English LOL ... I am an intellectual bottle washer at it's finest. The only difference is that my career has cost me more than he ever made LOL. And I have a goofy piece of paper with my name on it. Oh well ... I guess I will know for certain that I can read.

Over and Out
~V


P.S Toga Party Photo courtesy of Phil Kehler