Monday, November 01, 2004
So this was my halloween. Dressed up like a dead movie star, I ran about the university area in 3 feet of snow in sub-zero weather AND in heels no less ... yes there were high heel shoes involved. Marylin would have been proud for everyone knows that there is no sense in having sense when you are blonde and in a ball gown... much less adorned with all sorts of sparkley glass! Diamonds ARE a girls best friend! So, my roommate (JFK as he shall be called) came home with his newly acquired 3 piece suit from the Salvation Army in Slave Lake. He put it on and Anna greased his hair. As he searched for pockets to put his things (keys, wallet, cell phone etc.) he came across a lovely purple thong in the right breast pocket. After careful examination, we decided that, considering that he was my JFK for the evening s there was nothing else to do but grab the packing tape sitting on the bookshelf and attach said undergarment to his suit! We made quick haste with the OH-SO-Classy bottle of 12$ champaigne and carried off through the snow, (battleing the elements) the whole 6 blocks to the MAZE party. It was as lovely as could be! There was as much booze on the floor as Churchill consumed in his lifetime and almost naked first years stumbling around as if it were the first day of class all over again. We danced, we mingled and had a lovely time- all other external factors be damned! I finally fell upon my bed at 1 am. The fake eye lashes retreating from their lids, the lipstick worn and tired. All in all a very successful venture.
Marylin


