United States of Whatever by Liam Lynch

Whatever!

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was all like "Eeeeh" and I was like "Whatever"

This chick comes up to me she's all like
Like "Hey aren't you that dude" I'm like "Whatever"

So later I'm at the pool hall this girl comes up
She's like "Awww" and I'm like "Whatever"

Cos this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever

It's 3 a.m. I'm round the corner wearing my leather
This dude comes up like "Hey punk" I'm like "Whatever"

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leeroy comes up Like "Hey I thought I told you not to..." "Yeah whatever!"

Then up comes Zafron I'm like "Hey Zafron"
He's like "What's up" I'm like "That's cool"

Cos this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever